From Cape Cod Today:

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country but who will switch to The Washington Times if Rupert Murdoch starts to mess around with their bible and/or puts a daily nude Miss Subways photo on Page 6.

The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country which is now being run by readers of Rev. Moon’s Washington Times.

The Washington Times is read by Moonies, neocons, oligarchs, Third World dictators, president George W. Bush and the entire staff of the Bush White House.